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a simplified guide to sexualities

  • sexually attracted to homer simpson
    homosexual:
  • gets off to various kitchen utensils
    pansexual:
  • gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
    asexual:
  • sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
    demisexual:
  • can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
    bisexual:
  • can only be satisfied by macklemore
    heterosexual: